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Health to enjoy

Monaghan slang for "Hope you enjoy…"
Ruairi: "Health to enjoy the new car, Holly!"
Holly: "Thanks, Ruairi!"
Health to enjoy by health2enjoy November 19, 2020

health teacher 

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life
"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

healthy touch 

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.
healthy touch by trobin49 November 26, 2013

Health Terrorism

When someone attempts to sabotage your workout, your diet, or your time in a vain effort to keep you from being healthy.
P: Wow Matt, my protein shake tastes awfully fatty...did you put something extra in it? You know that could be considered Health Terrorism right?

M: No Pete you are just a douche...

P: That's bullshit you are a health terrorist!!!
Health Terrorism by peteybananas January 3, 2013

healthy screen time habits 

The consensus among many parents that it is preferable to cultivate healthy screen time habits in children from a young age, rather than addressing the challenges of smartphone addiction later in life.
Most parents agree that shaping healthy screen time habits early on is crucial, as it can prevent the difficulties of dealing with smartphone addiction down the road.

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?