Inexplicably popular 2012/13 hairstyling choice where all of the hair is shanghaied and rattlily imprisoned in an ungainly and often terrifyingly large bun, which bobbles in a poorly anchored area directly on the top of the head. (Thus the acronym B.O.T. = Bun On Top.) HeadBOTs tend to look as though the wearer has sprung an extra unfortunate appendage and have been known to traumatize the unsuspecting observer... especially small children. HeadBOTs are notably popular in Frankfurt. Reasons for this popularity are yet unknown.

Variation: WannaBOT: Meager Buns On Top worn by those who don't have quite enough hair to fulfill a HeadBOT's fearsome requirements.

"AAaaahhhh!! What the bleep is that!?"

"Don't worry Donny, it's only a HeadBOT... it can't hurt you."

HeadBOT by neenjabunny September 9, 2013

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Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

Show her the headboard by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

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glass headboard

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

glass headboard by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

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headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

headboard syndrome by passionjackson April 8, 2007

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