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hand wash the delicates 

a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense
That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.

We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.

jamaican hand wash 

When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.
Hey Jermaine, I want to give you a jamaican hand wash!!

hillbilly hand wash 

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener
hillbilly hand wash by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Indian Hand Wash 

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.
Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?
Indian Hand Wash by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025

Wash hand 

Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking
Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure
Wash hand by Babywannabe January 19, 2019

Midnight hand washing 

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"