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ham and cheese curtains 

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

ham certains 

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
ham certains by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

ham and cheese curtain show 

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness
i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.