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green apple 

a juicy round green lump of fruit
granny smith yummmmmmmmmmmmm
green apple by kirsty p May 2, 2003

Green Apple Quick Step 

Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.

This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.

In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.
Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.
Green Apple Quick Step by Keithrn October 7, 2009

green apple two-step 

The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.
Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.
green apple two-step by Jarski December 11, 2007

Green-Apple-Quick-Step 

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.
"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."
Green-Apple-Quick-Step by Macsotsu January 30, 2005

green apple splatters 

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
green apple splatters by cpoc December 9, 2003

green apple squirts 

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".