grandrents 

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Grandparents. See rents.

The grandrents are coming to stay for the holidays, because my mother wants all the family here.

grandrents by rieux November 30, 2003

Grandparents 

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

Grandparents by miklus June 11, 2006

Genealogy Grandparents 

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.

Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne

Genealogy Grandparents by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Grandparents 

Humans who have an excessive amount of vanilla scented candles in their homestead

"Do you have a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah girl, these are just the vanilla scented candles my grandparents gave me."

Grandparents by Mynameisjim July 6, 2016

Grandpants

An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves Spaghetti and Meatballs at Dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers."

Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)

Grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of St. Anthony's for clams and buttered shit.

Grandpants by Gauchacj November 21, 2011

grandparents 

A lame excuse used as to not spend time with someone of the opposite sex.

"I cannot come over because my grandparents are over for dinner."

grandparents by Disgruntled bitch February 8, 2004

being drunk at dinner with your grandparents 

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.

"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!

being drunk at dinner with your grandparents by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017