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The unwanted slobber from someone elses fork when they try and steal your food.
"I don't want this piece of cake now Dad, you got your gobulus on it."
Gobulus by little susie sunshine October 3, 2008
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A word used as an expression of extreme suprise, surpassing the strength of OMG.
What the gobulon!?
Oh. My. Gobulon.
Gobulon by pinkl3mon July 16, 2011

Gobfuscate 

The art or act of attempting to eat something stealthily, usually when you are trying to hide the fact.

This word is an amalgamation of: Gob - a slang term, most commonly used in England, for mouth

and

Obfuscate - meaning 'to render obscure or unclear'
1. Phil - "Hey, this cookie jar's empty, there were loads left earlier! Debbie, did you gobfuscate them?"
Gobfuscate by Lord_Milne June 19, 2013
A gobdule is thick Flemmy mucus coughed or hocked up , out of the throat or nose . It is then spat out , onto a ceiling , the gobdule hangs there, As it slowly forms a droplet shape , (ie gobdule, ) then unexpectedly drops from the ceiling onto the ground or a unsuspecting passerby.
That guy just walked under a gobdule , he’s lucky it didn’t drop on him !

Look at the size of that gobdule! Hate for that to drip down on me !
Gobdule by Debyumyum March 31, 2020

goofulous 

A sexy young lad that's very smart but tends to be a joke online.
guy 1: "Look at that Goofulous!"
guy 2:" Yeah, he's so cringe"
goofulous by Goofy Man October 30, 2020
To be really popular , another term for bell of the ball
Person 1, damn Tony is gobular today
Person 2, I know right he's gotta be the bell of the ball
gobular by SaLiscool32 May 13, 2023