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get shitty

getting extremly drunk and making an ass of yourself
me and erin get shitty tonight. we were drunk texting and dancing out of control.
get shitty by janelle myatt August 2, 2007

Get Shitty Chested

v. To get fucked up so badly that it's just pathetic. Relating to the Chicago Steamer, where you get shitted on the chest.
I'm a beat you up so bad! Get shitty chested!

Let's Get Shitty 

Let's Get Shitty means - When we meet up or kick it , let's not waste time on small talk let's just get Down & Dirty. Have Dirty Freaky Sex.

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex 

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired 

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

Shitter Get Shit On 

It is a term for when you own someone in a game or in any aspect of your day to day life. Also can be used as a phrase to indicate someone messing up.
Diego: "Oh man, I missed the train"
James: "Shitter Get Shit On"