The gergler is a supervillain who resides under a cliff and was given superhuman strength after eating radioactive seaweed out of Boredom. He is on the run from the police for several infractions of intoxication and involuntarily blowing up a burning building after releasing gas-like vapor from his rectum.
Help, help, help! My baby is in that burning building and the gergler is runningin there with an awful odor behind his rear!
Aw, shit..not again Bro--those two oranges and 4 frozen grapes you had stuck up there, suffering through the embarrassment of all those doctors, nurses, residents, interns, etc. observing the removal process, after stressing and sneaking off to the ER in hopes your girl wasn't going to figure out you're a gerberler wasn't enough for you to learn your lesson..? I guess not, because here you are again, like many gerbelers, back in the ER with____stuck up in your ass!