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Similar to the Gak Towel and Doddle Rag. However, a Gak Sak is when a tube or dress sock is used during male masterbation to reduce the amount of spunk mess and limit the required clean up time. The Gak Sak is great for quick wanks on the go. The Gak Sak is placed over the penis and gratification is achieved through the individual's desired stroking action. Upon ejaculatory release, the sock, which is functioning as a receptical sack for the spunk, neatly and conveniently contains the spooge inside avoiding a sticky mess and/or spooge-spackled belly button. Gak Saks may be, but do not require, cleaned after each use. However, most users of the Gak Sak use it over and over again without laundering. This creates a stiff, rigid material over time which they can stand in a corner and show friends who generally admire with awe the achievement of Gak Sak Stiffness. Eventually, the Gak Sak must be laundered or disposed due to discomfort during use when becoming too rigid.
Herschel was an avid viewer of online porn, but found that his masterbatory spunk was creating a sticky, spunk residue on his keyboard and was taking him way to long to clean up between jerk sessions. To avoid a spunky mess and maximize his wank time, he engaged the use of a Gak Sak with one of his tube socks. After repeated use, Herschel was able to stand it next to his computer for quick access. His friends were amazed.
Gak Sak by Eaton Holgoode August 28, 2013

Gwong fuk heung gong, si doi gak ming 

It's the Cantonese pronounciation of 光復香港,時代革命
Which means Liberate Hong Kong, the revolution of our times.
It all started from the Anti-Extradition protest since June.

People were typing it in Chinese online at the first place, but there were a lot of mainlanders using VPN to post horrible shits, like supporting Hong Kong's riot police and threatening protestors on IG and FB, and they even hacked a lot of web pages. (While they don't have any ideas about what people are going through in Hong Kong)
So Hong Kong people started to use Hong Kong language, and because it's different from Chinese Pinyin, so mainlanders can't read.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, we really appreciate everyone abroad for helping us spreading the news and having our back.
*people marching peacefully*
Group A of people: 'Gwong Fuk Heung Gong'
Group B of people: 'Si Doi Gak Ming'
gwong fuk heung gong, si doi gak ming

To Snatch a Gak 

To have one's gak snatched, one would have had to have the goo that holds the brain in place, gak, taken, or snatched, from one's cranium, resulting in death; usually involved in black-on-white crime.
Yo bitch you best watch out! He gon' snatch yo' gak!

This is a strange term, to snatch a gak; strange, but wonderful!

simon gak 

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me
simon gak by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023
Apposed to a Plimbus, a Gakster is a creature that is NOT TO BE TRUSTED. Often described as being unpredictable, often hostile, determined, and of high intelligence.

If seen anywhere, DO NOT APPROACH.
"Hey man, I hear stories of a monster roaming around, do you think they're true?"
"Hell no. Nobody sees Gakster and lives to tell the tale."
Gakster by Varpa August 1, 2022
Someone who just Cant get enough of the gak
Bri is such a gakslag! just look at her gakking it up over there!
Gakslag by Your_pixie_the_nai August 7, 2006