I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.

Fungalitus by kaman25 January 18, 2020

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Fungis Legs Williams

A baseball player from the years 1923-1987.

Fungis threw 24 perfect games, 56 no hitters and batted a .389 avg. He also hit 897 Home runs and has 34,004 rbis.

Steve- Do you know Fungis legs?

BILL- Of course good ole' Fungis Legs Williams one of the greatest gros to play the great game of baseball!

Fungis Legs Williams by Philz09 December 24, 2011

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fungal tunnel

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in a fungal tunnel. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.

fungal tunnel by vagdoc October 13, 2011

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Funai

A retarded piece of shit Japanese electronics company that makes crap TVs, VCRs, and DVD by fucking his wife

So that's why my Funai TV broke in a day.

Funai by The VCR King March 27, 2017

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