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Are You Fucking Me Bro!

1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?
Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake

fucking broken 

Be honest...
you only typed this in bc you wanted the "get the fucking broken mug"
what a scam

Ben is fucking Broke 

Holy shit ben is so fucking broke. I need to go pick up his food stamps because he's so fucking broke. Oh my god he's broke as FUCK.
Ben is fucking broke bro. Hes going to fetch water from the well.

Like a fucking brolly 

Damn look at home girl over there squatting 200 pounds, she going in like a fucking brolly

my autistic fucking brother 

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.
Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

my fucking idiot brother

a well known hyper active fucker who eats dog shit and has bushy brows