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Fucking Brian

a noun, not verb. he's an awesome dude who loves getting into shenanigans. usually tends to be flipped off when biking and has amazing gray hair for their age. the least liked person in his group of friends.
"a shit, fucking brian's coming!"
"dammit, run!"
"yea he's on his bike, too. let's flip him off!"
Fucking Brian by mawia menosa July 11, 2009

having a fucking brain 

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

brain fucking 

is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.

purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome

common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.

2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"

leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.
1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.

2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.
brain fucking by i.o. January 26, 2007

Brain fucking 

The act of inserting ones penis in a persons ear and literally fucking someone else’s brain
Guy 1: how did your wife die again?
Guy 2: we were brain fucking a bit to hard

Fuckin' Bianca. 

1. n. An insult used when one is late, a lightweight, or just plain irritating.

2. adj. Whack, crazy, ridiculous.
1. Dude, you've had two beers and you're throwing up already? Stop being such a fuckin' Bianca.
2. She hooked up with HOW many people last night?! That's fuckin' Bianca.
Fuckin' Bianca. by ajskj March 5, 2010