frosty morning

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.

Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.

frosty morning by Jizzonface April 20, 2014

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Morning Frost

Semen that has been dried on and now stuck to the pubic hair of a male or female from the previous evening's sexual activity.

"I woke up and realized I had some morning frost!"
"So you had fun last night?"

Morning Frost by Mastur&Cummander March 11, 2008

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frosty morning • Morning Frost • Morning, when the frost is merk • Frosty • Frosty Jim • FROSTY THE SNOWMAN • frosty prosty • frosty walrus • frosty frog • FROsty THE blowMAN

Morning, when the frost is merk

The cold, frosty morning made my breath steam.

I had a morning, when the frost is merk.

Morning, when the frost is merk by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

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