v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To
reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give
emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer
fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.