fountain mountain 

A fountain mountain dew

I went to the gas station and got a fountain mountain

fountain mountain by DEEZNUTZ445 August 1, 2016

Fountain Mountain 

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall

I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.

Fountain Mountain by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018

Rocky Mountain Fountain 

To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.

Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.

Rocky Mountain Fountain by Orgasm Mcsquirty December 10, 2010

Rocky Mountain Fountain 

High Altitude Breast Feeding

yo dude a rocky mountain fountain should be legal in public, bro

Rocky Mountain Fountain by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016

Smoky Mountain Fountain 

(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"

(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.

1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.

2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!

Smoky Mountain Fountain by Mojo672 July 3, 2007