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Fratsterbater 

A person who gives a frat boy a hand job in public.
We walked in and caught the Fratsterbater at it again.
Fratsterbater by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013

Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.
"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."
Foodsterbate by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014

Footsturbation 

v. the stimulation of one's feet and/or lower legs causing either intentional or unintentional arousal or other pleasure. The stimulation may involve hands, fingers and everyday objects such as loofa.
"I was just at Peony Spa getting some intense footsturbation during my pedicure!"