“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwiseembarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.
"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."
A person from Minnesota who is clumsy, socially awkward, slow at getting jokes, and very bad at dancing. They are not dependable and should never be trusted around anything fragile or dangerous.
"No! Don't let the foolio hold it! He's gonna break it!"
"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."
"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."