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flowered 

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
flowered by CJ1970 March 14, 2019

flowered my ass 

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
flowered my ass by Poakley December 11, 2019

flowered 

To get sent to the other end of a ship for no necessary reason.
Chris Flowered my ass over to the Jamie's Italian but the newbuild guys hadn't put a podium in yet for the phone. I had to flower to the conference room and explain why no phones for Jamie.
flowered by GeicoSaves10 July 15, 2019

Flowerbed/Flowerbedding 

A term religious people use when they don't want to say curse words.
Jehovah's Witness 1: " What did that man say to you when he opened his door?"

Jehovahs Witness 2: " He was stark naked!" " He asked me if I wanted to flowerbed!" " When I said NO he told me to get my flowerbedding ass off his property!" Flowerbed/flowerbedding

urinating on the flowerbeds 

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’

Flowered 

When someone makes an instant regrettable mistake
No sir...you flowered”
Flowered by Chedz240 February 8, 2021