A morbidly obese Karen. A flippo is slang for someone who freaks the fuck out. Potamus is the last half of hippopotamus. A large grumpy, smelly, angry African big game animal.
My old boss at Walmart is the epitome of a flippopotamus. To make matters worse she was woke a.f.
When a young male gets a boner in a public places or around someone, and it is extremely noticable and obivious and he must do something to hide the fact it is busting outta his pants, so then he takes a quick look left n right and makes sure no one is watch then he quickly slips his weaker hand down the front of his pants and takes his penis and sticks it so it is standing up and protected by the waist of the pants. Once a male gets good at this, it takes less then 3.5 seconds to complete.
but dont do it in a bathing auit because i didnt have a shirt on and it was awkward cuz everyone could see my penis
Back in the old math class, big tim had quite theerection so he did the classic flipperoo, before anyone was the wiser.