flarb 

Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb

flarb by just_me21 June 1, 2009

Flarb 

Flarb is verb used to describe going to a petstore, buying each and every dog in there, and starting a new life with all the dogs.

"Bro, we're wanted by the government we gotta flarb."

Flarb by Joseph Stalin9622 April 29, 2021

flarb 

fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.

"oh my gosh, alyssa's has nothing but flarb!"

flarb by katkatkatdriem June 24, 2008

flarb 

Baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.

Gross! Leanne's baby just got flarb all over my shirt.

flarb by atarke December 19, 2008

Flarb 

A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.

That dudes just a flarb

Flarb by MikeScag November 28, 2007

Flarb 

Used in place of Fuck. Can also be used for other profanities.

"I just flarbed this hot chick at the motel!"

"What the flarb!?"

"The flarbing garbage man's flarbing late again!"

Flarb by Alex Ivey March 8, 2004

flarb 

To coat with butter.

1: What is he doing?
2: He's flarbing that canvas with some margarine.

flarb by Blaze1289 June 17, 2011