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flambangler 

A derogatory term used to describe one who is guilty of douchebaggery, one who is not liked by the majority, or one who just plain sucks balls.
Jimbo: "Hey, Marty; tell your dad I need to borrow his tools".
Marty: "Hey, Jimbo, my dad says 'SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME BACK MY OLD TOOLS, THEN YOU WON'T NEED TO BORROW MY NEW ONES; YOU LITTLE FLAMBANGLER'".
Jimbo: "Yeah whatever".
flambangler by Babies September 13, 2006
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flamanglebesh 

A form of sneak attack involving humiliation, hilariously absurd tactics, and, occasionally, the uploading of the accompanying video or picture onto the Internet. Can be used as a noun, pronoun, or verb.
See defamation.
Possible root word: flamboyant, as a flamanglebesh is often, "strikingly brilliant, conspicuously elaborate, and excessively showy."

Possibly extracted from bash-Informal.idiom- A thoroughly enjoyable, lively party. (A haven for the Flamanglebesh-an apt and likable pronoun.)

Blinding a friend momentarily with a laser pointer while a strategically-placed accomplice whacks him in the face with a grocery bag of week-old, rotting bait shrimp. Scream, "FLAMANGLEBESH!" Now whip out that cell phone or camcorder and upload to give EVERYONE(Myspace, Facebook, etc.) a good laugh.
"The one who falls asleep first at a party is the main and most likely flamanglebeshee, or, one who has suffered a flamanglebesh; easily recognized and referred to as, 'That guy outside bike-chained to the tree, passed-out, and wearing an actual SLIPPERY WHEN WET traffic sign."
flamanglebesh by Luke the Nuke October 3, 2006

Flamdangled 

Flamdangled:
To be classed as being under the influence of da weed and not being compus mentus.
Was at a partay last nite and had so much smoke.... I was flamdangled beyond belief!
Flamdangled by cuz1974 May 15, 2009

Flamjangled 

A state of sideways consciousness where a person steps out of ones self into as many characters as they feel comfortable while experiencing feelings of intense frivolity, fun and laughter.

The Flamjangled state is induced by art, music, dance, comedy, participation, spontaneity and anything else that makes one feel good without harming others.
Past Tense :
He felt overwhelmingly Flamjangled after dressing up like a gingerbread man and dancing like a loon for hours.

Present Tense :
I am feeling sooooo Flamjangled.
Flamjangled by MrGoodTimes November 10, 2011

Flambungled 

When a person is so unbelievably flabbergasted it’s crazy
You’re Cockblocking me so hard it’s making me flambungled.
Flambungled by Eugene Chris May 12, 2022