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Fingerblaster

An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands
Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”

“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
Fingerblaster by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022

fingerblaster

somebody who often does their own thing despite others wishes.
I wanted to go eat, but Alex was being a fingerblaster and just wanted to stay in bed.
fingerblaster by Evannn December 9, 2008

fingerblaster 9000 

The act of inserting two fingers into a vagina many times at a high speed for a few seconds
Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"

fingerblaster 9000 

the act of repeatedly inserting your fingers to someone's vagina as fast as you can
hey babe, want a fingerblaster 9000? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fingerblaster 9000 by kowaIski February 23, 2019

The Fingerblaster 

The act of placing a gun loaded with paintball bullets filled with semen inside of a person's anus, and proceeding to fuck them with it before firing every bullet.
Person 1: "Dude I totally did The Fingerblaster on her last night."
Person 2: "No way man!"

Finger Blaster Master 

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master