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The process of beating your dick like it owes you money to the entertainment of the famous website Facebook.
Obstacle: eh claff what the hell are you doing.

Claff: MAN SHUT THE DOOR i'm FBJOing
fbjo by taleco September 26, 2008
Whacking off while looking at people's facebook's photos. (FaceBook Jack Off)
Guy 1: Dude! Why weren't you gaming last night?

Guy 2: Oh sorry, yeah I had a FBJO on the one girl from Algebra II.

Guy 1: Atta babe!
FBJO by Uncle_Meaty February 26, 2011
eh did you see that facebook pic of that girl i FBJO'D to her
fbjo by jiggywhiggy November 1, 2008

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fbjorday 

When the length and width of an inlet (body of water) are exactly equal. A combination of "fjord" (a body of water in which the length exceeds the width) and a bay (a body of water where the width exceeds its length).
The town lined the edge of the fbjorday.
fbjorday by SKYTURTLE April 5, 2022