fbjo 

FB + JO
The most moderate form includes "poking" yourself.

Daryl: "What did you do last night?"
Swedy: "I just stayed home and fbjo'd"

fbjo by McNaughton March 18, 2008

fbjo 

The process of beating your dick like it owes you money to the entertainment of the famous website Facebook.

Obstacle: eh claff what the hell are you doing.

Claff: MAN SHUT THE DOOR i'm FBJOing

fbjo by taleco September 26, 2008

FBJO 

Whacking off while looking at people's facebook's photos. (FaceBook Jack Off)

Guy 1: Dude! Why weren't you gaming last night?

Guy 2: Oh sorry, yeah I had a FBJO on the one girl from Algebra II.

Guy 1: Atta babe!

FBJO by Uncle_Meaty February 26, 2011

fbjo 

Facebook Jack Off

eh did you see that facebook pic of that girl i FBJO'D to her

fbjo by jiggywhiggy November 1, 2008

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When you slam your head on the keyboard

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fbjorday 

When the length and width of an inlet (body of water) are exactly equal. A combination of "fjord" (a body of water in which the length exceeds the width) and a bay (a body of water where the width exceeds its length).

The town lined the edge of the fbjorday.

fbjorday by SKYTURTLE April 5, 2022