fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers

you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie

fattiquette by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010

Fratiquette

Following proper etiquette while partying at a fraternity. Failing to do so brings the risk of being thrown out of the party or- in severe cases- permanently banned from the house.

It is poor fratiquette to vomit inside the frat house unless you are safely positioned infront of a toilet or any other acceptable receptacle.

Fratiquette by mikeyrocks February 25, 2011

Fartiquette 

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**

Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.

Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.

Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"

fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

Fattyquette

Proper mannerisms and acceptable social etiquette for overweight individuals.

Being the first or last person in line at a buffet is poor fattyquette.

Fattyquette by CheyzieFahRah March 5, 2012

attiquette

The protocol that AT&T subscribers use a minimum of five times per day when a call they are on is dropped. Of particular importance to iPhone 4.0 users.

It is common attiquette that upon realizing a call has been dropped, ONLY the original caller should attempt to re-establish the conversation, not the recipient of the original call. This is done so to avoid the situation where both callers repeatedly try to call one another only to be routed directly into each other's voicemail.

attiquette by Daylorb November 7, 2010

faiquette

Said of someone who knows how to do something so artistically creative that everyone needs to respect him.
Tout simplement.

-Damn, this dude`s hit that girl with a faiquette move!
-Ah shit!

faiquette by coeptis morray massaoud sti April 29, 2014