fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

fat blossom by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

fartblossom

A nickname for someone inportant to you.

Son, you are such a fartblossom.

fartblossom by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

fartblossom

Person who epitomizes a fart, at the exact moment of exit from the body, and at its maximum level of stench before diffusing into the atmosphere.

My sister-in-law Angie is such a fartblossom.

fartblossom by Sugrad November 15, 2006

fartblossom

The brief bloom of blue flame that occurs when one ignites
flatulence as it exits the anus

Look at the size of THAT fartblossom! I'll bet that idiot burned the hair offa his nuts!

fartblossom by Gitarzan57 July 25, 2008

fartblossom

Poorly researched, chemically reproduced fake floral, citrus, or outdoorsy aerosol sprays used by homemakers hausfrau to mask the odors of trash cans, stinky furniture, food residue.... Sometimes far more repugnant smelling than the original offending odor

Jeez LurLean, did you leave that sardine can in the trash or is that stench coming from under your nightgown? Just don't be spraying that FARTBLOSSOM around me!

fartblossom by SnotBox October 27, 2008