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fartriloquist 

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

fartriloquist 

A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.
The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.
fartriloquist by dj1 September 24, 2011

Fartriloquist 

One who projects flatulence in such a manner so as to create the appearance that said flatulence (and ensuing aroma) was the product of an unknowing, and normally unsuspecting, third party.
Steve: You stink!

Chuck: Wasn't me.

Chad: Wasn't me either...

Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.

Fartriloquist 

1. One who has the ability to 'throw' their farts. Thus misdirecting the source of the smell and absolving themselves of any blame;
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.
John: Who the eff farted?! Was that you Steve?

Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.

Fartriliquist 

Someone that can make someone else fart.
Dude! wtf?! how did you do that? what are you? a fartriliquist?
Fartriliquist by Joe & Trev January 31, 2009

Fartriloquism 

the art of producing a fart in such a way that it sounds like it comes from another source
Person 1: *fart*

Person 2: "man that sounded like a rusty screen door."

Person 1: "yeah i've been working on my fartriloquism."