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Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.
'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'
Sparkle Fart by snaffles January 3, 2017

Sparkle Fart

When you eat a pound of glitter, a pound of beans, sit by an oscillating fan, and wait....
Tony went to the party store and after he had a bad case of the sparkle farts
Sparkle Fart by current RMC student December 29, 2016

fart spackler 

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.
joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!
fart spackler by samuel adams February 8, 2005

Farnsparkle

I am going a farnsparkle with my friends. Should be lots of beer and drugs there too.