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everyday feminism

A comedy 'feminism' site that panders to snowflake millennials who enjoy defining themselves with several labels at once to illustrate their special uniqueness. Example; Fucktard is a cisqueer demiboi multipersonality pansexual differently abled lunatic who identifies as fat. Fucktard's preferred pronouns are Bum/Bumface. Bum has a degree from the University of East Grinstead in Queer 20th Century Chanting and is funded by Bumface's weary parents while Bum writes navel gazing tripe for sites such as Everyday Feminism about Why Buying Tampons Kills TransFolx and Six Ways Why Brain Tumours Are Exclusionary To Those Who Don't Have Brains.

Frequented by transgender people and gullible, wide eyed millennials, the heavy handed admins will censor commentary by those who show potential for critical thought and a basic understanding of biology.
My friend Twinkletoes is interning at Everyday Feminism! They have written an awesome piece on How Your Diet Is Erasing And Fat Shaming Obese Folk. It's so on point!
everyday feminism by Bumfacemcbum February 15, 2017

Its everyday bro 

The reason why bleach sales have increased by 90%
*listening to the song*
ITS EVERYDAY BROOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Mom, could I spend my allowance on a lifetime supply of bleach?

Everyday Shorty 

An average woman than you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty
Yo all I see here are everyday shortys bro
Everyday Shorty by Guacamiles January 16, 2021

not everyday 

A phrase used to emphasise that one should not overdo a certain action. It's extensively used in the inner cities of the United Kingdom.
Paul: "Fam, life's long for man at the moment. I rah can't be arsed anymore!"

Ryan: "Fuck sake Paul. It's not everyday be depressed you know; sometimes be happy and stop moaning man. No one wants to hear your sob stories!"
not everyday by AmazingBergkamp November 20, 2014

the everyday losers 

band from Washington Indiana I guess rock they sound a lot like smile empty soul mixed with puddle of mudd they have toured with saliva smile empty soul and more
have you heard the band the everyday losers?
the everyday losers by 711girl February 25, 2015

Everyday Olympian

n: Someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. They are extremely competitive and will do anything for victory. They tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.
Matt - "Hey did you ever notice how Greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."