escapology 

the task of escaping ology

holy crap, I only just managed to escape that ology. good job I'm good at escapology

escapology by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

Escapology 

1. Study of escapes
2. The process or act of escaping

Is escapology a course?

Escapology by Samex March 10, 2020

eschatology 

1. The branch of theology that is concerned with the end of the world or of humankind.

2. A belief or a doctrine concerning the ultimate or final things, such as death, the destiny of humanity, the Second Coming, or the Last Judgment.

More broadly, eschatology may encompass related concepts such as the Messiah or Messianic Age, the afterlife, and the soul.

eschatology by kaoz22 October 2, 2006

Bush Eschatology 

End Times driven by W.

Instigate, provoke and harrass antagonists into cataclysmic end.

Supplement with monumentally cruel and stupid self-inflicted economic wounds on US citizens (see also sub-prime, meltdown, TARP, bailouts, layoffs, bankruptcies, foreclosures, suicides, depression, Halliburton, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Israel, Iran).

Bush Eschatology is the endgame for a certain group that wishes for the end of life as we know it.
It is kicked off by a reaction to a devil in a blue dress.

Bush Eschatology by Lorenzo di Medici December 29, 2008

Escapologist 

Noun. (pronounced: es'cap·ol'o·gist). One who seeks to escape the imaginary manacles of modern life: work, debt, government, leisure industries, status and anxiety.

Derived from the stage magic of Escapology. Used metaphorically.

Coined by the satirical publication, New Escapologist.

"He is an Escapologist"
"She is an Escapologist"

Escapologist by flappedjack September 4, 2009

Eschatology 

The study of the End Times.

The Eschaton came like a thief in the night.

Eschatology by G.Mann March 27, 2004

scapology 

The religion that believes that the internet is a greater power than any "God."

Hey, what to join our new religion?
Sure, what's it called, free-scientology?
No... scapology.

scapology by Ecf1 October 10, 2009