eat my ass 

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

eat my ass by gomer May 6, 2003

Eat my ass 

This is a term usually directed at someone you don't like or just don't care for.

Sally: "Fred is so weird"
Henry: "Fred can eat my ass"

Eat my ass by holveck July 12, 2018

Eat my ass 

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.

Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?

Eat my ass by The real slim shady 907 May 15, 2016

Eat my ass 

Shoving your face into one's backside and licking, sucking, or biting down on one's ass/asshole.

Me: Hey Jack, wanna eat my ass? I'm wet right now.
Jack: Hell yeah! How do you want it done? Hard or soft?
Me: I'm feeling hard, I want your tongue all in there.

Eat my ass by idomemesforfun October 29, 2017

eat my ass 

1. interjection - used to insult someone. equivalent to fuck off, fuck you, kiss my ass, etc
2. interjection - used to tell someone to rim you, or perform oral sex on your anus hole, also known as anilingus

1. He kept fucking with me so I told him to eat my ass.
2. Hey baby, for something knew, can you eat my ass?

eat my ass by SanSavior August 7, 2017

eat my ass 

a phrase used to literaly mean lick my anus/asshole, usually said during sex to ones sex partner.

come on eat my ass, ya, thats good, eat my asshole!

eat my ass by khalid June 11, 2004

eat my ass 

Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night

Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.

eat my ass by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016