dutch rudner
when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.
dutch rudner by NotSeCretOrgans April 16, 2019
Caribbean Dutch Rudder
Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.
Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"
Caribbean Dutch Rudder by Bigsticky December 15, 2016
Digital Dutch Rudder
When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim
Digital Dutch Rudder by derpslayer88 March 27, 2015
Mexican Dutch Rudder
This act requires three or more males. Each in turn grips their erect penis with their right hand and the adjacent persons right forearm with their left hand. Then in a wave like motion moving down the chain they repeatedly pump their friends arm up and down until climax is experienced by all parties.
Ben: Guys if this plane goes down do you fancy a mexican dutch rudder on the way?
Allen: Whats one of those?
Dave: A three way bromance wank.
Allen: Why not eh...
Ben: Cool!
Allen: Whats one of those?
Dave: A three way bromance wank.
Allen: Why not eh...
Ben: Cool!
Mexican Dutch Rudder by kingchamp January 30, 2010
Strange Reverse Dutch Rudder
When you sit on your left hand until it's numb, grab it with your right and reverse the grip of your left hand, then proceed to receive/give a Dutch Rudder.
Last night, Keith gave Randall a strange reverse Dutch Rudder. To nobody's surprise, they both enjoyed it!
Strange Reverse Dutch Rudder by geocsusb June 16, 2009
reverse double dutch rudder
The REVERSE double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men facing away from each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.
Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.
Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.
Guy 1: Hey man, you up for some double dutch rudder action?
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!
reverse double dutch rudder by CircleJerk001 March 27, 2011
Double Dutch Rudder of Death
A sexual act involving two men. Man no. 1 grabs man no. 2's forearm, which is holding his own dick, and swings it in an anticlockwise motion so that man no. 2's dick is spinning like a skipping rope. Man no. 2, at an alternate sync, grabs no. 1's forearm and spins it anticlockwise from his own perspective, creating a double dutch movement. As this is happening, both men are attached at the neck by a rope. Both ends are knotted into slipknots and respectively placed around each man's throat. As the men lean away from eachother, the knots tighten and produce erotic asphyxiation. The act ends when both men cum, one passes out, or their dicks are too injured to continue.
Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.
Double Dutch Rudder of Death by Hey Jamie November 25, 2019