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Durkio by COMADON April 22, 2022
This dude on ifunny that made #1 in top stats in less than a month. He so wild. He got the music taste of an OG. So many weird niggas on iFunny be jealous of him for no reason its brazy. He’s also a white blonde boy that sounds like a beaner but it’s ok.
Me: “Did you see how fast durkio made it onto topstats? Wild.”
Normies: “He must be hacking.”
durkio by fuckingrard03 January 10, 2019
The person that brightness up your day or makes you laugh when you are sad. Can be said to your significant other as well.
Yolanda you are my durkie.

I love you durkie.
Durkie, can we have sex today?
durkie by durkie#1 October 28, 2009

Durkistan 

Sovereign nation that was settled in November 2005 and declared independence from all governing bodies of the world in the summer of 2009. The unforgiving terrain of this rugged, mountainous, and barbed-wired utopia is feverishly patrolled by the New Sons of Liberty, a rabid all-weather attack militia. Formerly part of West Virginia, Durkistan is now landlocked by West Virginia and the envious Kingdom of Ken.The BOHC is the command center and site of logistics and operations for Durkistan. Durkistans elaborate defensive fortifications and heavy armaments make it the most impenetrable border of any nation built by man.
We stayed at Durkistan for the weekend it was pleasant and relaxing
Durkistan by BOHC December 19, 2009
Right up the Durkin!
Durkin by LORD LOVE ROCKET ;) July 25, 2011
to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit
'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'
durking by achilles_heel February 27, 2013