dual wielding 

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.

Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.

dual wielding by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006

Dual Wielding 

Whilst in the act of consuming alcohol, one who is dual wielding will be holding two different bottles. One bottle containing alcohol, of course; and the other being a good chaser.

Good examples are:

Rum and Coke.

Vodka and Orange Juice

and for all you hicks out there; A 40 and a bag of pretzels.

People who are inexperienced at drinking can not dual wield. It's completely impossible and is frowned upon by the elder drinkers in the room. No one likes a sloppy dual wielder.

However Dual wielding does a fair amount of skill, if you want to get really pro and do work like a man, throw the chaser on the ground and pound that alcohol.

1.
Person 1: Haha, jake was dual wielding last night like a pro.
Person 2: No shit man, he has that steez down to a science.

2.
Person 1: (*dual wields* and hands both bottles to friend)
Person 2: (*slaps person 1*, ignores the chaser and drinks like a fish)

Dual Wielding by Ian "Do Work" Peterson May 12, 2007

dual wielding 

Giving hand jobs to two people at once

Betty is a pro! Did you see her dual wielding at the frat party?

dual wielding by King Byron February 21, 2010

dual wielding 

masturbation for a man with two penises

He's dual wielding those pistols again.

dual wielding by varmitmtu November 10, 2008

Dual Wielding 

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.

Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.

Dual Wielding by Dadz May 7, 2012

dual wielding 

Two guys jacking off in the same room (but pretending it didn't happen and/or isn't gay).

After being snubbed at the club, Ricky and Byron went back to their dorm room for a good dual wielding.

dual wielding by Doity Hairy August 17, 2008

Dual wielding 

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

Dual wielding by Captain Splash October 21, 2018