doushe flute 

Queer sucking on a vape

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor

doushe flute by Heinousness March 4, 2018

Douche Flute 

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

Douche Flute by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

douche flute 

A personal vaporizer

Look, another guy in a fedora sucking on a douche flute!
<puff>, <hat tip>, "M'lady..."

douche flute by fivebags July 30, 2015

Douche Flute 

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

Douche Flute by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

Douche Flute 

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

Douche Flute by Tclick October 14, 2017

Douche flute 

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus

1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?

Douche flute by Douche Flute November 17, 2015

nuke the douche flute 

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.

1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”

nuke the douche flute by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021