dog hair 

Excessively hairy female bum crack that resembles a sheep dogs fluffy wagging tail

For christs sake Sara, pull your trousers up. Your dog hairs on show and its not a pretty sight.

dog hair by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

dog hair 

dog hair

the dog hair is all over the floor

dog hair by strucci May 8, 2012

hot dog hair 

Hot dog hair is when you shave your hair down the middle but the keep the sides at their usual length. Basically, it is the opposite of a mohawk.

Wow Luke, your hot dog hair looks so good on you!

hot dog hair by ilovehotdoghair January 16, 2021

wet dog hair 

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair

This girl was sucking my balls then me wet dog hair

wet dog hair by Himmygg May 7, 2015

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways 

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways by JCEG November 25, 2006

A dog shedding hair 

Their just giving magical fibers of joy

A dog shedding hair is the po po

A dog shedding hair by This is the fbi so open up February 28, 2019

raw dog on hair 

anal sex without a condom

I'd like to fuck that bitch raw dog on hair.

raw dog on hair by The O Mitchell March 8, 2005