docupression

Clinical depression onset by excessive consumption of documentary films.

Dave just sits at home all day, watching Netflix documentaries and ranting about 9/11 conspiracies, privacy, and corruption. I think he has a severe case of docupression.

He needs a stiff dose of "How to train your dragon"

docupression by Surgyo August 11, 2019

dupréssion 

noun

1. Alexandra Bartfeld's cat
2. the state of mind that you get after playing an organ work by Marcel Dupré

"Op. 7 no. 3 was so exhaustingly dupréssive"
"I was able to see Monsieur Dupréssion after the OrganTalk"

dupréssion by organiste March 22, 2021

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

downpression 

Rastafarian for "oppression" because oppression holds you down, it does not lift you up ("opp").

"Jah come to break downpression,
Rule equality,
Wipe away transgression,
Set the captives free."
- Exodus, Bob Marley

downpression by the curst May 27, 2009

Dickpression 

Not having dick in your life.

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

Dickpression by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017

Manic Dickpression 

A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)

Where yo girl at?
She got manic dickpression, she don't wanna see dat dick rn. It's a low week.

Manic Dickpression by KevlarMantastic April 29, 2019

dickpression 

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.

I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.

dickpression by yourkneedhasarrived November 8, 2016