Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.

Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!

Athenius Diseasus by pseudoplane March 24, 2019

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fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.

i have fortnut diseases.

fortnut diseases by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018

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Diseaseism

The practice of attempting to obtain empathy and attention from others by telling the world of one's disease(s) (real or not).

Bystander: Could I cut you in line, I'm in a rush?
Diseaseism Sufferer: Did you know I have cancer?
Bystander: Sir?.?.?.

Diseaseism Sufferer: Do NOT assume my gender. I have stage 47 male breast caner and have a week to live.
Bystander: I apologize--I just... I need to give you empathy.
Diseaseism Sufferer: (eyes beginning to tear up) Th-thank you...
(All embrace)

Diseaseism by sxxxcxxxpxxx October 9, 2017

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diseasious

when its really fucking bad and and you shouldnt do it cuz it could kill you.

i dont think you should call peter cause its diseasious

diseasious by wprijt February 12, 2019

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