dillbu 

"DillBu" is a god amoung mortals.
He is the living example of peace on Earth. He has no friends and does not need any to thrive in this flith cover planet.

ALL HAIL DILLBU

dillbu by Guy who has hands for feet October 3, 2017

dilfbur 

The name given to a character on the DreamSMP, known as "Wilbur" or "Revivebur" after being revived by Dream.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.

Person 1: "Hey! Did you hear that Wilbur got revived on the DreamSMP?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"

dilfbur by Oh God, Not Urban. May 5, 2021

Dilbum 

A rather rude insult that I have just made up when my friend, (we'll call him R) misinformed me about submitting coursework to mydropbox.com. It basically means he has a dildo up his bum.

oh you dilbum!

Dilbum by J-Eneration May 11, 2004

dillbie 

The stupid fucking idiots that don't answer their phones b/c they don't have AT&T.

Oh look at me I'm a stupid fuckin idiot called a dillbie b/c im stupid and shit or w/e.

dillbie by Mangina Man April 16, 2008

dillbag 

1) n. a dillhole who isn't worth the effort or breath involved in pronouncing dillhole; a lesser dillhole.

2) n. a cocksucking faggot who isn't capable of seeing how much of a dillhole he actually is.

3) n. a person who is more of a container of human waste than anything else; a disease of life.

4) n. someone who needs to feel like they are the center of attention at all times, thus resorting to talking to themselves for anyone within earshot to hear, like anyone that has smoked crack would do.

5) n. a complete waste of time and energy for anyone unlucky enough to be involved in this person's life in any way; a drainer of the will to live.

6) n. someone so miserable with their own existence they are willing to completely suppress all individuality in order to feel like someone might seem to give a shit about them for being pathetic enough to do so.

7) n. Paul Deagle

What a fuckin dillbag.

dillbag by ballhauler May 10, 2004

dillup 

a loveable, loyal girlfriend. Norfolk slang (UK)

"i am going to see the one and only dillup later"

"is everything going well between you and your dillup?"

dillup by dustybootz February 13, 2013

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009