dildo-legged Share definition Flag the state of being inebriated to such excess that ones legs become rubbery and unable to function Did you guys see that guy? He was walking around all dildo-legged after hitting the beer bong for the 3rd time... dildo-legged by DJ_Murdock May 31, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the dildo-legged mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch