dildo balls

Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.

"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."

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Balls Dildo

A term that is used, most commonly yelled, when someone is angry over a misfortunate event.

Balls Dildo is usually used in place of words like, balls, shit, or fuck.

Jordan: I missed the spare by a fraction of an inch! Balls Dildo!

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When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

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