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dicknailed 

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.
"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
dicknailed by MMAfandom October 3, 2012

Dickbiter 

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.
Dickbiter by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

dickbait 

1. one who attracts homosexuals.
Get the fuck off dude, i'm trying to pick up a chick and you're dickbait.
dickbait by Crazedjoker January 24, 2007

dickbite 

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.
He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.
dickbite by greg9255 March 7, 2016
I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!
dickcited by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

dickbite 

You are such a dickbite!
dickbite by Kevin S. March 31, 2004