a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".
"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"
"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."