deshelon 

Handsome (usually chocolate) person with a down to earth personality and great body, bound to be a successful person with all the talents and goals in they're life, also a smart person , altogether these characteristics will lead to winning the hearts of many

Boy:counselor I wanna change my life around , but where do I start?
Counselor: become a Deshelon , your life will go up hill

deshelon by DayShuh July 1, 2015

Deshalonging 

to jack off to a picture of an ugly girl

Yo i was deshalonging 2 bertha's pic.

Deshalonging by Josh Mullen February 1, 2007

DeShlonging 

DeShlonging, (Dē Sh lon ging)

Verb, to tuck away any unwanted or stubborn solidified manhood, ie: typically a morning action where by a...most often... male hopes to avoid an awkward entry to a morning meeting or lecture hall.

Possibly on the way out of House Zeta Epsilon "What's the matter Mike?,' 'Nah it's nothing man I'm just stopping some mornin wood, I'm DeShlonging this bitch."
Or
"Dude, last night was low key totally lit I mean dude Jessica was all over me' 'She wanted it?" "Yea man she was hella turnt so I just seized the chance to get de shlonged, it was dope

DeShlonging by The director 818 December 9, 2015