day wife 

A female co-worker whose approval or authorization is necessary to complete any task because you work on the same "team."

Hey Ralph, can we send this letter out?
Let me check with Elaine first.
Who's Elaine?
She's my day wife.

day wife by Steve N. August 24, 2005

Jason Day's Wife

Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.

Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.

Jason Day's Wife by Grandpa Janny April 28, 2011

National wife day 

On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.

Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day

National wife day by #1 redler June 29, 2021

National Prank Wife Day 

May 2 prank wife day is the fseeeeee only if you don't lose her

To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend

National Prank Wife Day by Big Daddy Little Money May 2, 2019

National fuck your wife day 

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

National fuck your wife day by I eat my kids April 14, 2020

whack a wife day 

Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year

Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day

whack a wife day by Whack a wife July 19, 2021

Future Wife Day

Future Wife Day is November 26th.

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..

Future Wife Day by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023