cum tooth 

A person who has teeth that are either normal/yellower colors, and has bits of bright white chunks on some parts of his teeth.

2 kids are in a middle of an argument.

Kid #1- "dude your the stupidest kid ive ever seen"
Kid #2- "i guess but you got cum tooth"
Kid #1- "im speechless, why so personal"
Kid #2- "sorry, its the truth though"

cum tooth by Luke Lay March 17, 2008

slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Cum Tooter 

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".

Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!

Cum Tooter by MattBomb October 11, 2009

cum toothpaste 

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

cum toothpaste by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cum toot 

When you do anal and you toot out cum/nya goulder

I just cum tooted

cum toot by Past June 10, 2021