crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

by Monique R February 22, 2009

Crunchy Ass Birdhouses

When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses

"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"

by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020

crunchy ass nigga

A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG

You a crunchy ass nigga

by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014

bite my crunchy brown ass

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

Ginger Bread Man: Bite my crunchy brown ass!

by TheBlobbyShow October 16, 2007

crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

by angryelephant March 5, 2019

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

cronchy ass

John prevadels ass is this

John, you have a cronchy ass.

by Cronchy February 11, 2018