An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.

Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

California Condor Nest by 84579876874 June 29, 2011

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Crundor

A deciduous forest town with many creeks, hogs, ghouls, and Crugas. Crundor is defined by its many coffee shops, frequent rain storms, and aromatic pompano lilies.

Catan is strictly prohibited in Crundor.

"Lets go to Crundor so we can hike in the mountains and eat fish scented lilies!"

"I wish Catan was allowed in Crundor!"

Crundor by Rowan1231 July 11, 2018

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Sex Condor

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.

My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.

Sex Condor by Landfillian March 22, 2009

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