crohns

One bitch of a disease. Common in causing messed up stomachs, but can in fact be used as an excuse for anything possible.

Why didn't you do your homework?
I have crohns.
Why did your mom die?
She had crohns.
How'd your dad get so smart?
He has crohns.

crohns by T Cash December 16, 2005

crohns

very painful intestinal disease that lasts a persons entire life. depending on severity the person can be on a small amount of medicine to a large amount of pills plus an IV injection every 2 months.

He was going to chill with us tonight but his crohns started to flare now he can't get off the toilet.

crohns by shaggy dan March 18, 2008

Crohns

One of the Most annoying medical conditions, you'll be in the bathroom a majority of the day and you can't cure it. But you can make it better with medicine and by not eating at all (because nearly all foods will trigger it)

I have crohns and I'm literally on the toilet writing this definition as we speak

Crohns by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

Crohns Disease 

Crohns disease is a form of inflammatory bowel disease that occurs in the intestines. Living with this untreated is a real bitch, and I had to because doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me until they decided to stick a camera up my ass. Symptoms I experienced were intense stomach pain after eating that felt like I was digesting rocks, zero apatite, and constant fatigue that ultimately leads to feeling like shit all the time. It sucks, but once diagnosed and put on treatment it just becomes an annoyance.

Person: Hey, you seem tired and haven't eaten much all day. You okay?
Me: Yeah, It's just Crohns Disease.

Crohns Disease by Paul Oh June 9, 2014

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"Yo blood, I got crons on deck."

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crons on deck by Jacques Strap May 13, 2005

Crohn's Disease 

Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...

Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."

Crohn's Disease by 18withPain March 29, 2008

crownsville

some sad ass place no ones every heard of unless you live there, have a friend there, have been to lures, or have heard about the dumbass abandoned mental asylum

crownsville? where's that?

crownsville by astef May 20, 2017