criticalled 

The act of critically damaging someone or something, used by gamers primarily, though can also be used by Bros slaying sloots.

I just criticalled the guy in F4

Bro I criticalled that sloots vag so hard, bro she won't walk straight for weeks bro

criticalled by Johannes Johannesburg January 4, 2016

criticalled 

To hurt someone really bad, or hurt them in a key vulnerable spot leading to serious injury. Be it from a fist fight, or any kind of a weapon. Originally derived from rolling the top number of a 20 sided combat dice from AD&D or Dungeons and Dragons

Did you see how that guy criticalled that bully?
Man. Your wrecked for a month in the hospital. That guy really criticalled you.

criticalled by Flipped3540 September 23, 2017

Critically acclaimed 

When critics proclaim from the top of the mountains the greatness of something, it has been critically acclaimed.

Critically acclaimed storm-chaser Connor is known for his awesome storm-chasing abilities.

Critically acclaimed by rubadubdon May 27, 2010

CriticallyThinkingVeteran 

A Conservative Twitch Politics personality that has came on the scene and established the Wolfpack. His charisma, and level of knowledge have brought levity to the politics world, and continue to create a welcoming environment to all those that wish to engage in good faith political discussion.

CriticallyThinkingVeteran is the boss.

CriticallyThinkingVeteran by CriticallyThinkingVeteran September 1, 2021

critically caucasion 

adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.

You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.

The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!

Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”

Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”

critically caucasion by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018

criticaldevv 

Criticaldevv is a person who never miss.

boy: I enjoy watching criticaldevv’s tiktok
girl: What does he post?
boy: He post straight W’s

criticaldevv by shelovescrit May 3, 2022